Day 3 in The Beat Handbook is titled, "On College." Since I'm a college professor, this entry in my book rather startled some of my colleagues, but remember: I'm simply channeling Jack Kerouac through his novels.
My entry starts out: "Don't go to college." It references the following passage in The Dharma Bums, which includes the phrase:
"...grooming schools for the middle-class non-identity."